View Full Version : TBG Troubleshooting Chart
BirdofPrey
11-30-2003, 11:15 PM
Damn the hosts loosing my crowning glory please repost ur ideas!
TBG Troubleshooting Chart
Syntax is:
Line 1 = SYMPTOM
Line 2 = PROBABLE CAUSE
LINE 3 = CORRECTIVE ACTION REQUIRED
Blue screen of death appears
Your using WIndows Xp
Get a Better OS
Your getting Kicked at CS
Your rubbish
Play a better game
Massive network ping
Leachers
Get a baseball bat (or give up and leach!)
Blank screen, distinct lack of computer response
Powers gone
Shout at TuBBymaN
Hdd is full
Leaching
Swear at it and steal CD/R's
Your getting whopped by [STD]
Your playing Desert Combat
You will (probably) get better :)
Your on your own on the network, and Putty_Thing cant help you
Zone alarm pro
Swear at it and go nuts! (or just disable it completly)
A Large man is sat on you
Its tubbyman, or Putty_Thing, DONT TOUCH THE SERVERS OR TUBBYMANS KITKATS!
Use Muffins or Pizza to Guarantee Safety!
putty_thing
11-30-2003, 11:56 PM
:D
Dont forget to add some more to this thread people :)
Blackstar
12-01-2003, 08:53 AM
hehe funny :p
tuBBymAN
12-01-2003, 03:41 PM
A Large man is sat on you
Its tubbyman, or Putty_Thing, DONT TOUCH THE SERVERS OR TUBBYMANS KITKATS!
Use Muffins or Pizza to Guarantee Safety!
muffins are good make sure they are the double choclate chip kind otherwise there will be trouble!!!!!
Blackstar
12-01-2003, 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackstar
A Large man is sat on you
Its tubbyman, or Putty_Thing, DONT TOUCH THE SERVERS OR TUBBYMANS KITKATS!
Use Muffins or Pizza to Guarantee Safety!
I'm sure I never actually said that.....wasn't it someone other than me?
I am misquoted...I'm sueing lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lalala
tuBBymAN
12-01-2003, 05:34 PM
i think it was actually bird of prey just the quote thingy screwed up abit but i will due for deformattion of character!!!
Dynamite
12-01-2003, 11:53 PM
Naughty boy tubby
Blank screen, distinct lack of computer response
Powers gone
Shout at TuBBymaN
:P
tuBBymAN
12-02-2003, 12:04 AM
you see a group of colourless individuals staring blindly at their pc's
thats FFM and OUK
Run they are very dull and play CS!!!!
You are very bored and can't move without being owned
You Are playing CS
Consult the big book of good lan games or play DC/ET
SlyDave
12-02-2003, 01:08 AM
You are very bored and can't move without being owned
You Are playing CS
Consult the big book of good lan games or play DC/ET
LOL, I like :) For some reason even if you are good at CS it sucks...
I really enjoy CS, yes thats right! When I am playing with people of the same skill. Thats the important thing.
tuBBymAN
12-02-2003, 04:42 PM
damn right i still remember the kick-ass games we had at tmg.spcc that rocked simply becuase we all sucked and it was a nice level playing field plus nobody thru their knickers out the pram if they got shot or cried cheat!
Drazhar
12-03-2003, 10:02 AM
Ahh, the good old Newbie servers...i remeber those days when anyone doing well was simply kicked from the server...ahhh never once was kicked, i am really that bad...good times :cool:
SlyDave
12-03-2003, 12:08 PM
Ahh, the good old Newbie servers...i remeber those days when anyone doing well was simply kicked from the server...ahhh never once was kicked, i am really that bad...good times :cool:
That was yesterday, and today...
It still happens, in CS if you are better than any admins you get kicked becuase you obviously a cheat.
This doesn't happen on Quake, UT or ET. becuase all games allow voting to kick players, and quake has so many cheats no one really cares :D but then cheats in quake wont make you win, they just make you a bigger target... UT is well UT so I can't say anything about that and ET rocks, if you cheat people on your OWN team are gonna vote you off (unless you are on a totaly noob < 12 yr old server :()
Blackstar
12-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Et = ?
BirdofPrey
12-03-2003, 12:49 PM
Enemy Terriory fool!
Its the free mulriplayer version of rtcw!
Yeah I was on a public CS server for 30 mins the other day and 3 people got kicked for 'h4x0ring', funny thou cos it only happened after they killed the admin...
Blackstar
12-03-2003, 07:08 PM
Tubby is moving his seat closer and closer to yours
You have kit kats on your table
Just give him one...he won't EVER leave you alone if you don't!
tuBBymAN
12-04-2003, 01:48 AM
i would just like to say that this forum is becoming slightly obssesed with the movements and eating habits of me! People who have never been to a big game maybe now expecting this giant cloth monkey to come stomping in to tBG 12 breaking everything eating kitkats! now we all know that i'm not like that all the time
Drazhar
12-04-2003, 10:21 AM
Just on a side Note, anyone know when Unreal Tornament 2004 is due for release, me mum pre-ordered it for me birthday a couple of weeks ago, and was just woundering when i could expect to get it...heard some rumurs it's been held back for quite a while.
SlyDave
12-04-2003, 06:11 PM
i would just like to say that this forum is becoming slightly obssesed with the movements and eating habits of me! People who have never been to a big game maybe now expecting this giant cloth monkey to come stomping in to tBG 12 breaking everything eating kitkats! now we all know that i'm not like that all the time
Yeah, its not always kitkats :P
tuBBymAN
12-04-2003, 06:50 PM
Yeah, its not always kitkats :P
very true dave i enjoy all pringles flavours except original many different pizza's and a variety of KFC and Burger King
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