The 'balls' game

[BlackDemon]

For anyone not familiar with the balls game, the basic premise is to take a quote from any computer game and replace one of the words with "balls".

You must also state which game the quote is from and who said it!

OK I'll start off,

From C&C
Kane: "Of course I could not have planned for an ambush, BY MY OWN BALLS!!"

[Wedgeh]

I don't know about angels, but it's balls that gives men wings. - Max Payne
You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of balls. - Max Payne

On a similar note, I want to play max payne again :)

[welshbloke]

Duke Nukem 3D
"We met again, Dr Balls" or "Eat Balls and die"

Duke Nukem: Time to kill
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your balls"

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
"Don't worry, saving balls is what I'm all about!"

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
"Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead balls!"

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
"Time to deworm The Big balls... "

[Carthos]

Duke Nukem 3d:
"You alien bastards, you're gonna pay for shooting up my balls!"

Monkey Island 2:
Guybrush: "I'm a warden, I'll have to confiscate your pole."
Fisher: "Let's see your balls."
Guybrush: "You don't need to see no stinkin' balls!"

[BlackDemon]

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

Irving Lambert: Sam, leave the balls and move on.
Irving Lambert: I told you to leave the balls! We don't have time for this.

and

Captain Arthur Partridge: When was the last time I saw balls?
Sam Fisher: I'm afraid I have no recollection of that, Senator.
Captain Arthur Partridge: That's right!

[SlyDave]

A few one liners :p

You're balls are under attack - Supreme Commander
Strategical balls detected - Supreme Commander
Not enough balls - World of Warcraft

[Wedgeh]

Nothing to touch my second one :P

[BlackDemon]

Some nice ones there guys keep it up :?)

[welshbloke]

Marcus Fenix Gears of War

"Balls"

[Carthos]

Grim Fandango:
Manny: "My scythe, I like to keep it next to where my balls used to be."

[BlackDemon]

lol !

[tuBBymAN]

its time to kick ass and chew balls but i'm all out of balls

[BlackDemon]

Rainbow Six: Vegas

Teammate: "Balls down!"

[BobNT]

Mortal Kombat - Scorpion

"Balls over 'ere!"

When he deploys his snake/spear thing from his hand.

Street Fighter - Chun Li - "Spinning balls kick"

Guile - "Sonic balls"

Theres got to be loads more...!

[-=FCF=-BlueFear]

World of warcraft - Your characters health emote

"I need balls!"

Your mana emote

"My balls are low!"
or
"Not enough balls"