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SlyDave
12-03-2003, 12:56 PM
I really hate the winter... Becuase I have 3 PCs in my room I don't really need a radiator on, as I tend to need the window open to keep cool. But when I go to sleep and they all get shut down and I don't close the skylight window becuase it still quite hot (not to mension having a halogen light beaming on my bed for a fair few hours) the temputare stats to drop, and drop and drop, last night it dropped to a point that my second packet of jaffa cakes (I had already eaten the first xD) had formed condensation on the inside of the packet. I mean wtf? How dare Mr. Frost mess with my jaffa cakes? there is not much more scacred then jaffa cakes. needless to say I was also very god dame cold and stayed huddled in my snug-rug until a nice 12'o'clock.

Jynx
12-03-2003, 02:01 PM
What a moving story Dave :)

P.S. Dont tell putty you have Jaffa cakes, he kept punching me and throwing stuff at my head until I gave him one last LAN. I am still scared now!

tuBBymAN
12-03-2003, 04:46 PM
this maybe controversial but i suggest you find yourself a better snack! i hate jaffa cakes they are nasty!!!

I suggest something along the kit kat line chunky or otherwise

putty_thing
12-03-2003, 05:47 PM
careful sonny..

http://jim.thebiggame.org/careful.jpg

and a truely shocking tale dave - we can only hope next time that better precautions are taken to prevent such disasters, such as cold.

my suggestion would be to allow me to.. take care of your jaffa cakes, and prevent condensation (possibly by eating them)

SlyDave
12-03-2003, 05:59 PM
this maybe controversial but i suggest you find yourself a better snack! i hate jaffa cakes they are nasty!!!

I suggest something along the kit kat line chunky or otherwise
Heathen! How dare you! Jaffa Cakes are the foodstuff of the GODS! the GODS!


my suggestion would be to allow me to.. take care of your jaffa cakes, and prevent condensation (possibly by eating them)

Put one finger, leg, tooth or any other part of your body near my jaffa cakes and lose it! - how brave are you?

Blackstar
12-03-2003, 07:04 PM
Put one finger, leg, tooth or any other part of your body near my jaffa cakes and lose it! - how brave are you?
We know which part of putty YOU want don't we dave?!!

SlyDave
12-03-2003, 09:40 PM
We know which part of putty YOU want don't we dave?!!
Also thought it would be nice to have his brain, in a jar, for keeps sake. would look good with the rest.

Drazhar
12-04-2003, 10:17 AM
GUYS GUYS GUYS! Listen to youselves! You're arguing about Jaffa Cakes! Jaffa Cakes...














Clearly there is not competition...nothing beats a good cold Yorkee Bar ;)

Jynx
12-04-2003, 04:09 PM
You seemed to have missed something, its JAFFA CAKES!!!!! Man's true companion!

putty_thing
12-04-2003, 04:20 PM
Clearly there is not competition...nothing beats a good cold Yorkee Bar ;)

lies! leave a double decker in the fridge for afew hours then try it for the ultimate in cold chocolate bar goodness.

Gringo
12-04-2003, 05:16 PM
fools.... FOOLS the lot of ya!!

for the truth lies in the aero, not the minty aero, but in the pure crumbly chololate goodness of the origional aero, for thoes tainted with mint flavourings are bad...

...it has the crumbly delicacy to make it the refined choice over brute chocolatey force..... ....and noughat just fucking sucks!!

tuBBymAN
12-04-2003, 05:52 PM
i'm sorry but the case for kit kats needs to be made! Kit kats are a national treasure!!! especially now they come in the god given chunky form! Its like a giant kit kat and there is always like a nub of choclate at the end with no biscuit so you are getting 2 bars for 1!!!!! and its made using nestle choclate which is the same stuff they put in m&m's and minstrals.

m'lud i rest my case

Hawk_eye
12-04-2003, 06:57 PM
Obviously no one has heard of the amazing and all powerful Yorkie with biscuit and raisins! Its a yorkie......with biscuits........and raisins!!!!!!!

SlyDave
12-04-2003, 07:59 PM
i'm sorry but the case for kit kats needs to be made! Kit kats are a national treasure!!! especially now they come in the god given chunky form! Its like a giant kit kat and there is always like a nub of choclate at the end with no biscuit so you are getting 2 bars for 1!!!!! and its made using nestle choclate which is the same stuff they put in m&m's and minstrals.

m'lud i rest my caseWhat makes me laugh if you can by bite sized chunkies, surely thats just a single kit kat finger? :)

Obviously no one has heard of the amazing and all powerful Yorkie with biscuit and raisins! Its a yorkie......with biscuits........and raisins!!!!!!!My god! What is the foul abomination?! Bow down before it or be destoryed!! Fear the raisiny yorkie biscuit!

Blackstar
12-04-2003, 08:49 PM
Obviously no one has heard of the amazing and all powerful Yorkie with biscuit and raisins! Its a yorkie......with biscuits........and raisins!!!!!!!
I think your almost there with this one but your just shie of the mark...

Yorkie = YES
Buscuit + Raisins = ok (ish)
but.....

HONEYCOMB = GODLY!!!

Yes folks the honeycomb yorkie truely is your lord and master :D

putty_thing
12-04-2003, 09:33 PM
crunchie is the only honeycombe snack worth considering, don't try and suggest that these copy-cats are upto anything..

tuBBymAN
12-05-2003, 12:48 AM
damn right jim also those kinda crunchie mis-shapes you can buy they are great but if i see anything with a honeycomb centre at the lan which ain't a crunchie i'll have to confescate/eat it! :P

putty_thing
12-05-2003, 12:51 AM
i'll have to confescate/eat it! :P

yup, he'll take it away and eat it, but he won't enjoy it, damnit.