Jynx
03-17-2004, 08:27 PM
Some of you will have seen this before but it is still classic
You know you are a computer geek...
when your at a friends house and you call home, but accidently dial your ip address
when you have pics of your rig in your wallet
when you recognize the hum of your rig as if it were your own child .
When your never done upgrading and you tend to drool when a vid card comes out.
When the coldest room in the house happens to be the office.
When all your marital fights tend to take place in the office.
When you spend more time with people with strange unworldly names than your family.
When the Garage has it's own subnet...
When Tech-support calls you for help.
When friends and family call you up for tech support.
when your wife asks you what size breast she should get for her breast job and you keep looking at the mouse sized ones
when you turn a nice pasty white color and fear all bright light
When your girlfriend gets jealous when you even mention your computer.
When You get along better with your computer than your wife.
When you dont know your social security# or your blood type but you can recite your all your computers specs
When your eight yr old can make patch cables and knows all the IP addys on the LAN.
When you've run out of wall outlets due to the amount of PCs plugged in and can't plug the Xmas tree in because you don't have the heart to "pull the plug" on a machine. Tree looks fine without lights, I swear.
When u build a system for your neice and can't part with it.
When u eat all your meals in front of the monitor like it has the movie of the year on
You know you are a computer geek...
when your at a friends house and you call home, but accidently dial your ip address
when you have pics of your rig in your wallet
when you recognize the hum of your rig as if it were your own child .
When your never done upgrading and you tend to drool when a vid card comes out.
When the coldest room in the house happens to be the office.
When all your marital fights tend to take place in the office.
When you spend more time with people with strange unworldly names than your family.
When the Garage has it's own subnet...
When Tech-support calls you for help.
When friends and family call you up for tech support.
when your wife asks you what size breast she should get for her breast job and you keep looking at the mouse sized ones
when you turn a nice pasty white color and fear all bright light
When your girlfriend gets jealous when you even mention your computer.
When You get along better with your computer than your wife.
When you dont know your social security# or your blood type but you can recite your all your computers specs
When your eight yr old can make patch cables and knows all the IP addys on the LAN.
When you've run out of wall outlets due to the amount of PCs plugged in and can't plug the Xmas tree in because you don't have the heart to "pull the plug" on a machine. Tree looks fine without lights, I swear.
When u build a system for your neice and can't part with it.
When u eat all your meals in front of the monitor like it has the movie of the year on