1st Winner of the Zboard ugliest keyboard competition

From:	fan	(Tue Aug 16 21:07:19 2005)
wow how sexy is he
From:	OMFG	(Thu Sep 8 21:37:07 2005)
OMFG STRINGAH I WANT UR BABIES
From:	wow	(Sun Oct 30 17:53:42 2005)
omg i can see your already getting hard for me! remember we talked in #16andunder the other day, cant wait to meet you! XXXXXX
From:	Jésus	(Sun Oct 30 18:32:40 2005)
God, I can't resist your "i've just shit myself" stare. Will you have man sex with me again? Up the man hole? With men?
From:	Manwell	(Sun Oct 30 18:34:44 2005)
You look very nice in those jeans from ASDAS. very nice indeed. you must be the fonzarelli at lans. Please make website on styling.
From:	godthedevilandbob	(Sun Oct 30 18:47:26 2005)
you're so pretty i think it gave me cancer =[
From:	lipsy	(Sun Oct 30 18:49:56 2005)
why is your right arm a lot more muscular then your left? Seems to me you've been taking to many white knuckle rides on the skin bus. Get a GF you ugly fucker. And change your hair, that chav look is so dated.
From:	Akabusi	(Sun Oct 30 18:54:57 2005)
I can't resist a guy with a lazy eye...
From:	Harry Potter Fan	(Sun Oct 30 18:57:34 2005)
OMFG nice to see someone else has a haircut like Ant from Ant and Dec. wp to you m8
From:	Norman Bates	(Sun Oct 30 19:01:31 2005)
Whats with the fckin body like a marcymarc, face like robocop and dress sesne liek a queer? lanlej
From:	tasha	(Sun Oct 30 19:03:27 2005)
nice lippy, that shade really suits you
From:	Choke|MaT	(Sun Oct 30 19:03:40 2005)
I've seen this queer before, he holds his mouse all cock handed. And keeps sniffing his fingers between rounds.
From:	chris0r	(Sun Oct 30 19:05:11 2005)
are you miller's (AKA unL's) brother? if you was ginger you would look exactly like him!
From:	Admin	(Sun Oct 30 19:06:43 2005)
Please stop posting obscene messages aimed discrediting this poor and unfortunate ugly, queer dressed, finger sniffing, lanlej fonzarelli mutha fucka, thankyou. It's clearly jealousy.
From:	Rach	(Sun Oct 30 19:07:18 2005)
your really sexeh. Hi im 12/F/Bath, do you want to meet up? we can listen to spicegirl's CD's and play with my babyliss crazy braid in my room. Or i am to old?
From:	CSGN|unL	(Sun Oct 30 19:08:52 2005)
He looks nothing like me, and how the fuck do you pay for lan, win all that shit, and not be able to afford a decent pair of jeans.
From:	Gaaaaaaaaay	(Sun Oct 30 19:09:16 2005)
zOMG!!11!11!!!1 Micro-phallus!
From:	Oliver	(Sun Oct 30 19:12:05 2005)
What you getting all excited about Mr.Bush . seen one queer in george jeans you seen them all.
From:	ctx | si`	(Sun Oct 30 19:14:05 2005)
Ah it's that dude that kept sniffing his fingers at lan lmao. This dude is one dirty mofo. White crispin on his mouse, and keyboard and stank like rotting flesh. Obviously another addict of slapping the salami.
From:	eth|kiD	(Sun Oct 30 19:15:23 2005)
If I didn't know any better i would say this guy has a stonk on under those jeans, it really looks like he has a little erection going on. lololololol :D
From:	Frank	(Sun Oct 30 19:16:49 2005)
Please can you tell me the name of your tailor? I must have a pair of those unique jeans. Did you have to pay extra for the obvious bad threading?
From:	*T_g* Sharingan	(Sun Oct 30 19:19:03 2005)
WTF at kid looking at peoples cockarea the queer. As for this picture i think it is one of the best i have seen in a long time. From an artsists point of view, it captures the real sadness that is langeeks. I mean, where else in the world would you see anyone as pathetically queer as this, yes ! at a lan. And who else would you expect to win anything, that right! someone wearing jeans like that. If you walk into a lan and see jeans like that, you know you fckin lost to that finger sniffer already... hehe if you haven;t guessed by now, i know this queer jaffbag too :> he really is a dirty bastard.
From:	nicky	(Sun Oct 30 19:20:29 2005)
shame you didn't win a pair of jeans
From:	Frank	(Sun Oct 30 19:21:15 2005)
Tell me, is that the face you usually pull while sustaining an erection.
From:	Jeffro	(Sun Oct 30 19:23:46 2005)
1st Winner of the Zboard ugliest cunt competition
From:	marty	(Sun Oct 30 19:25:34 2005)
How did you manage to get 'merry christmas' stuck to your head?
From:	Hixxy	(Sun Oct 30 19:26:28 2005)
He never won a god damn thing the overweight faggot, He was just carying that shit for someone.
From:	Mrs. Owen ASDA Mum in a Million	(Sun Oct 30 19:27:25 2005)
"pocket the difference"
From:	Mr. Owen (proud dad)	(Sun Oct 30 19:30:45 2005)
It's OK, so what if he's queer, he's a winner and this picture proves it. Good Job son, and no kevin can't stay over this weekend, you have to goto town with mummy and buy more trousers.
From:	Mrs. Katie Smithe	(Sun Oct 30 19:32:57 2005)
Please contact me. recruitment@kays.com We really think you have what it takes to model our new homohard range.
From:	Mr. Harold Goatse	(Sun Oct 30 19:34:46 2005)
No, contact me. I am the leading manufacturer and seller of fucking shit jeans that only a cunt would wear. H.Goatse@woefuljeans.com
From:	Necro	(Sun Oct 30 19:35:40 2005)
You look like someone that might play for c2k roflmao have you seen those dudes? they actually look like this, no offence to the guy in photo, but he does look like one of them lmao
From:	ardilles	(Sun Oct 30 19:38:07 2005)
Turn around and stick your fingers in those plug sockets you gimpy looking spack head mutha fucka
From:	Ben Johnson	(Sun Oct 30 19:44:28 2005)
Is that stuff heavy, it looks like its causing you to flex you pecs quite a bit. You must be very manly to be able to carry all that equiptment and still be able to look so cool. btw, did you know you look like you have a hardon
From:	Dave	(Sun Oct 30 19:46:11 2005)
I work as a drain unblocker. I thought i'd seen all the shit in the world, and nothing could make me actually feel physically ill, then I saw those jeans.
From:	can OF beans	(Mon Oct 31 08:54:35 2005)
fucking rofl at those rod,jane and freddy strides!!! HAHAHAHAA
From:	nobleR	(Mon Oct 31 09:01:24 2005)
Isn't this an old picture of the guy that used to be in holby city, and then done french car adverts? Jeremy Sheffield i think his name is, http://jeremysheffield.tvheaven.com/ . AHA yes it is him!!! wp jeremy you fckin pro, but i agree with the others, those jeans are queer.
From:	Arnie2000	(Mon Oct 31 19:55:00 2005)
Set fire to yourself Stringah! preferably by the jeans.
From:	Stringah	(Wed Dec 28 20:45:44 2005)
Clearly im the most popular on the website. I could have my own hate fan club and if your wondering how I am that good at cs and still keep my body so perfect its cos i am immense. Lots of jealousy going on here and yet no one has ever said anything on lan ever sums it up
From:	fashion pls	(Thu Dec 29 21:56:48 2005)
if any of u geeks actually had any sort of fashion u would relise the jeans are infact levi's as opposed to george where most of ur clothes come from
From:	eth|KiD	(Thu Dec 29 22:00:29 2005)
rofl. I've just checked my skin. I'm actually fairly negroic. I'M A FUCKING BLACK CUNT.
From:	eth|KiD	(Thu Dec 29 22:01:53 2005)
hi i havent eaten in a few years thats why im all skin and bone. Im very lairy online but at LAN u can break me very eaisly k thx bye
From:	teppy	(Fri Dec 30 08:39:59 2005)
haha kid please you are probably the queerist lookin cunt ive ever seen at lan want me to send you some food you scrawny rat?
From:	tanya	(Tue Feb 6 14:17:03 2007)
nice :D